COMET CENTRAL

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton! "

A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain...
Doctor: "Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"
Mick : "Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"

Two women talking in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you...

I was in court the other day and I heard the prosecutor say to the crook: I have some good news and some bad news.

“What’s the bad news?” asks the crook

“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is low

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Plaese warm yu frends!

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and about two hours into my first day on the job a loud, mean, and unattractive woman enters the store with her two children, yelling obscenities at them the whole way. Per my greeter instructions, I pleasantly said, "Good Morning and welcome to Wal-M...

I went to the liquor store on my bike and bought a bottle scotch and put it in the basket on the front...then it occurred to me that if i fall or something happens then the bottle might break. So i drank it all right there and its a good thing i did cause i fell 7 times on the way home.

I've just done the Shelby drop and will be interested with your final settings.

Bruce

Down here we rarely have snow so we have unsalted roads....that said a lot of pommies ( thats those from the UK) come over to buy our cars where models of the same ilk have since rusted out in their home country...ie VW Micro buses...as ours are also RHD

A friend of mine is wanting to buy one of these. Must be in VGC to excellent condition. Must be willing to post to Australia.

Bruce

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Q: How many Early Ford Club group members does it take to change a spark plug? A: 1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the danger...

I think I've worked it out...a local gent who owns a Fairmont wagon identified the lamp as being made by Hella. Ford OZ also used Hella lamps for reversing lights for the sedan and wagons for 65/66. So all these lamps were locally sourced. Hella, a German company has been here since '61.

Bruce

Our 65/66 Falcons borrowed heavily from the 63 Mercury Comet. i.e front sheet metal, dash, speedo bezel....the front turn indicators were '59 Edsel.. The Fairmont, was one of the models released in that Falcon series that was a top spec unit. The wagon version has a lamp in the cargo area that no on...

14 x 5 up front, 15 x 6 on the rears.