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don't remember where I seen this one but thought it was funny

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This one I find both funny and true.
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popscomet wrote:AN OLD HARD NOSE FOREMAN AT RAIL ROAD WOULD ALWAYS SAY,,,,,OK BOYS...GET BUSY AND DON'T LET YOUR MEAT-LOAF.........
I worked on the railroad when I was first married,,,My old foreman quit speaking english when he got excited!
We worked on bridges back in the day when ya drove spike with a hammer not a machine.
Stood on the oppisite side of the rail you were spiking and swung over the rail.
Kinda exciting standing out on the tie edge spiking the inside of the rail!!!
FAct is I wasn't too good at it, would miss the spike, the wooden shaft hit the rail
and the head went in the water,,,We called my foreman Bingo (couldn't pronounce his name)
Used alot of forgien langauge on those jobs but I kinda figuired out what he was saying,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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SASSY wrote:It was like this BACK IN THE DAY!

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

lol...sage advice for the feamle species sir - I salute that :mrgreen:
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Saw this one a while back - my daughter-in-law in a Vet assistant and she got a kick out it

"I LIKE CATS.....
THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN"

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the tree is dead , the balls are just for decoration.
I'd rather do it myself if it's done right or not,,,isn't that what hotrodding is all about?
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Don't start no s--t,,and there won't be none!!! always thought that one was right to the point....................pop
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Every-one,,this a true story,,,many yrs back I was sitting with a old man in front of his garage,woman came up to pick her car up,after she left and he sat back down,I said to him,,,WHEW ,,some one beat the crap out of her with a ugly stick....he said YEP! they sure did,,,a face like that would blister a bulls' ass thru a 30ft hay-stack,,,I ain't never for got that and I still sa y it from time to time....I can remember stuff like that ,wife's DOB I forget.any who how,thats a true story......pop
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popscomet wrote:Every-one,,this a true story,,,many yrs back I was sitting with a old man in front of his garage,woman came up to pick her car up,after she left and he sat back down,I said to him,,,WHEW ,,some one beat the crap out of her with a ugly stick....he said YEP! they sure did,,,a face like that would blister a bulls' ass thru a 30ft hay-stack,,,I ain't never for got that and I still sa y it from time to time....I can remember stuff like that ,wife's DOB I forget.any who how,thats a true story......pop
You and Tow Mater,,telln stories,,eh LOL
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NOPE!! tow -mater was not around back then,that old man could fix anything ,always carried a razor sharp pocket knief and could spit tobacco juice farther than any one,and at the time we thought he knew more about women,than any one ,,,but as we grew up,,,,,soon firgered out he wasn't that smart when it came to the women thing..but he took a lot of time with us,showing us how to do things and giving a place to hang out,it was the tipacal red neck garage,wood burning pot belly stove,cracks in the plank brd walls you could stand back and throw base ball thru.....at the time,,,we were on top of the world,,,thanks...pop..I went back yrs later to vist and to thank him ,,every thing was nailed up,yard un kept,,no one knew nothing,other then customers and us boys,no one ever came around,,he was just gone..some said after us boys grew up and left ,he was seldom seen,,,,,,,,
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Drive fast, turn heads, break hearts,,,
I'd rather do it myself if it's done right or not,,,isn't that what hotrodding is all about?
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In my defence,, I was left unsupervised!
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While my wife was out of town on a girls weekend I posted a pic on Facebook of myself on naked garden day. Fred that was my excuse to her. In my defence I was left unsupervised so she got me a t-shirt with that saying. :mrgreen:
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tweaked wrote:While my wife was out of town on a girls weekend I posted a pic on Facebook of myself on naked garden day. Fred that was my excuse to her. In my defence I was left unsupervised so she got me a t-shirt with that saying. :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol: 8)
I really think I deserve a tee with that saying too! But do I have to post a pic on THAT day too? :shock:
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