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Post by **SASSY** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:30 am

I've always gotten a kick out of this one and now I can share it
post ones you like, good for a giggle
Fred
"The computer allows you to make more mistakes faster than anything ever invented... With the exception of tequila and handguns."

Post by **SASSY** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:19 pm

It was like this BACK IN THE DAY!

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Post by **SASSY** » Wed May 12, 2010 1:43 am

Never argue with an idiot; they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Post by **Boss/Cyclone** » Mon May 17, 2010 4:33 pm

I saw this one on a forum dedicated to newer Mustangs.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of RICE,
I shall fear no turbo, for V8 torque art with me!
Thy headers and posi, they comfort me."

Post by **SASSY** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:16 pm

Some people are like slinkies....not really useful, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

Post by **Boss/Cyclone** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:45 pm

Two signatures that address the same subject that are from right here on this site.

I agree with both, sorry to you slush box guys!

64 289 wrote:Only push bikes and mobility scooters have two pedals

CALIFORNIA CALIENTE wrote:Real Racecars have 3 pedals

CALIFORNIA CALIENTE · Post by **CALIFORNIA CALIENTE** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:49 am

Boss;I like that last one!!!! Fred;on your subject,"Never argue with an idiot,it would be like fighting a man with no arms"!

Post by **SASSY** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:22 am

CALIFORNIA CALIENTE wrote:Boss;I like that last one!!!! Fred;on your subject,"Never argue with an idiot,it would be like fighting a man with no arms"!

you mean ,Bob? the guy with no arms and legs in the pool?

Rick Shipley · Post by **Rick Shipley** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:55 pm

Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life.

Just because a cat has kittens in an oven, it don't mean they are biscuts.

I liked the second one better. The first one is kinda hash, but it is kinda funny in a sick way.

Post by **SASSY** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:10 am

I must have sick humor ,,,,,,,,,,,

Post by **Boss/Cyclone** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:08 pm

Saw this one today.

Definition of Hot Rod.
.... I think it's short for the ancient Greek phrase "Hotilicus Rodimicus" meaning, Bad Ass Chariot

popscomet · Post by **popscomet** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:29 pm

THIS stuff is .....AS USELESS AS A ONE LEGGED MAN IN A ASS KICKING CONTEST......it AIN'T NO BETTER THAN A PAPER SHIRT IN A BEAR FIGHT.........POP

Post by **Boss/Cyclone** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:41 pm

Just spotted another one.

"WARNING": Cape does not enable user to fly

comethead · Post by **comethead** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:29 am

Heres one:

"If you've got them by the b@lls their hearts and minds will follow."

Joe

popscomet · Post by **popscomet** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:36 am

AN OLD HARD NOSE FOREMAN AT RAIL ROAD WOULD ALWAYS SAY,,,,,OK BOYS...GET BUSY AND DON'T LET YOUR MEAT-LOAF.........

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